| Devcross: | Can you imagine what tablets will be like in 5 years? I hope they have grappling hooks and fleshlights installed. |
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| Saitowaru: | Specially the fleshlight. |
| Devcross: | The bad part is that their A.I. will be so advanced it will be able to judge you. "Is that all you got?" I say screw you Fuckpad 15, screw you... |
| Saitowaru: | It starts giving you a guilt trip. |
| Devcross: | Then it complains about how you aren't charging it enough. |
| Saitowaru: | Or that you are paying more attention to other things instead of Fuckpad 15. |
| Devcross: | "I have to live my life, Fuckpad 15. You are crushing my soul." And then you live out the rest of your days regretting having left Fuckpad 14 for Fuckpad 15. "She never gave me any goddamn lip." |
