Never mess with a barbarian. He will pillage yo shit. 

With the upcoming remake of Conan the Barbarian I went back and saw the film. This is perhaps the best take-away. That monotone delivery, that barely intelligible accent, this is what spending all your points in strength sounds like. I wonder what it would be like in Dothraki. 

Mongol General: Conan! What is best in life? 
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women. 

(Source: youtu.be)

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